i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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