i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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