I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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