I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I just found a bag of teeth...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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