I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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