She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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