i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.