Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.