Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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