Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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