just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
oh god was she eating orange peels again
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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