Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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