Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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