He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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