He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it's like iHOP with fire
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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