"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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