He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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