Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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