Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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