why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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