Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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