Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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