Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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