just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
false alarm, still single
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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