used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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