I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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