Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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