My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
only if we run a train.
done.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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