Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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