People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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