nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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