I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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