doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It was confusing and full of hummus
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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