I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
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i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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