you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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