we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
