I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
honey bunches of taint.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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