Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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