Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
A bitchslap is in order.
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