My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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