Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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