How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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