im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
