so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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