Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
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He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize