two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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