Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
how drunk are you?
Several
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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