everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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