whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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