brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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