note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
we're making bets on your personal life
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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