She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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