So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..