Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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