If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order