he thought i was a dude.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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