I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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