Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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