so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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